If you don’t use Myspace, you won’t get the punchline.   When you join Myspace, you’re automatically befriended by a guy named “Tom.”  Tom is the co-founder of Myspace.  When I first joined the social network, I thought, “Wow! This person is interested in getting to know me!”  Then, I found out he had over a million people on his friend’s list, so I got rid of  the loser.